Ms. Rachel, Unfiltered
She's smiling. You know she's smiling. But what is she thinking at 5:58am?
You love her. She's basically your sister-wife, she's raising your kid, and honestly? Thank you. This is the playroom on a normal morning — tap the wreckage and read the ANGER TRANSLATOR under her gentle little voice, then send the card to the group chat with zero caption because they already know.
Ms. Rachel, Unfiltered
Good morning, friends! Rise and shine!
Anger Translator
It is 5:58. He does not observe daylight saving. He observes no clock made by human hands.
the clock
Ms. Rachel, Unfiltered
Uh oh! Did it fall down?
Anger Translator
That is the third full cup you have spiked into the rug like you just scored the winning touchdown.
the sippy
Ms. Rachel, Unfiltered
🎵 Round and round! 🎵
Anger Translator
I have not had an original thought since March. It's just the wheels on the bus now. Just the wheels.
the toy piano
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